I m not one for charity now clark.
Cousin eddie quotes rubber sheets.
Don t forget the rubber sheets and the gerbils i thought that the kids were bed wetters and the gerbils were pets.
No no we insist eddie.
Oh boy this is a surprise clark.
I don t know if i oughta go sailin down no hill with nothin between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.
Cousin eddie has been out of work for about seven years and no longer lives in the rural homestead that he owned in the original national lampoon vacation film.
You know that metal plate in my head.
I had to have it replaced because every time catherine revved up the microwave i d piss my pants and forget who i was for about a half hour or so.
When i was a kid when i heard cousin eddie say.
National lampoon s christmas vacation memorable movie quotes.
Don t forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.
Gerbils to be used as a sexual stimulant and rubber sheets for the vaginal and penis fluids.
Ooh i don t know about that clark.
Well don t go putting none of that stuff on my sled clark.
The griswold family s plans for a big family christmas predictably turn into a big disaster.
Best cousin eddie quotes from christmas vacation.
If you don t tell me what they want i ll go out and get it on my own eddie.
A thorn in clark griswold s side eddie shows up.
Ah how could i forget.
Griswold christmas sweater this is amazing.
February 6 2018 john movies comments off on best cousin eddie quotes from christmas vacation.
When cousin eddie says it on lampoons christmas vacation.
Don t forget the rubber sheets and gerbils.
I mean printables with cuss words are funny but this was a bit much.
Shirley and more from this national lampoon movie classic.
I can t believe you re standing here in my living room eddie.
Oh clark i couldn t do that clark.
Now i know eddie was into some kinky shit for 1989.
Christmas vacation from imdb.
Eggnog with cousin eddie.
Originally i printed 8 10 size as pictured but these are way too big.
Clark griswold stares in horror at eddie draining the rv toilet into the sewer drain merry christmas.
Randy quaid has appeared in over 90 films but many of his most quotable lines are as cousin eddie in national lampoon s christmas vacation.